I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when website I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my luck
• This can't be real
• I deserve a break

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Seriously though
• I need to document this

I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?